No! I am not trying to get dirty on the Vine.

I think it is time that we get some real answers to some of the real questions that we have about the opposite sex. While reading several other articles and seeds, I have noticed several different perspectives and opinions about men. The majority of which, I have found to be completely wrong. This is not a commentary against other writers, but a commentary about how we deal with discussing sex and relationships.

So, on that note, I offer the women on the vine an opportunity to ask and get real answers from me and the men on the vine. I will not open this up to men asking women questions, because that would be pointless. We men could spend a decade attempting to quantify, analyze and qualify just a single female specimen, and what we would discover would not work with another female.

Men are simpler, despite what some women think. Every time that I have had a discussion with a woman complaining about how hard men are to understand, it has always been about why he does not think like she does. Ladies if you want a man that thinks the way a woman does, get yourself a LBGT friend.

So here is your chance to get real answers. Ask all those questions that have been bugging you about the opposite sex, since the day you realized that men are an alien species. For most women, that is around age 7 or 8, and way before puberty kicks in. Do not hold back. You will not hurt our feelings, or destroy our machismo.

For the men of the vine, I ask that you be truly honest in your answers. It is time that these women know the truth about us. I do not want to read the answer you would give your sister, mother or daughter. Nor do I want you to give the expected answer that you would give to your girlfriend, fiance, or wife. You will never, in all likelihood, meet these women to have the opportunity to have sexual relations, so you can actually be truthful, and severely honest. Plus this is in cyberspace, so they cannot scream, scratch , punch, sue, file for divorce, or shoot you!