I finally convinced a family friend to sell me a piece of property, that I have loved since I was child. It was the place we would go for family picnics, by the sea. I did this by promising to have a kid within the next year, so that I can take the kid there for family picnics. He was worried that I had some hideous plan of ruining the natural ambiance, with tourist or a house. The worse thing I am going to do is build a permanent fire pit, and a rotating spit. This worked well into my plans anyway, since that is the schedule my wife has given me for our personal cloning program.

This got me thinking about all the times that I have scared the living shite out of my parents as a kid. This place was the location of quite a few of those events. That is my worse fear about having kids. I know now, that the things that I did must have driven my parents crazy, and that any child of mine will most likely do even worse stuff.

So, I want to read your stories. The stories of how you worried your parents to no end, but you had no clue of what you were doing. Those stories of when you knew you were doing something that would drive your parents crazy. I have done that, quite a few times myself. Let us read about your experiences with fear, when it was your kids driving you up the wall.