Oh My God! Pregnancy is fun, as hell, when you are not the pregnant one. I am going to be a grandpa, in about 7 months, and I am loving it. The sperminator, or my son, who came into I and my wife's marriage and took several giant craps on it. Has been freaking out, and bemoaning the world. My soon to be daughter in law, has been quietly picking baby names, with me and the wife, and designing nurseries. I have been shopping for this kid more times this month, than we have been to the grocery store. I have two pregnancy apps on my phone! I am loving this. Mostly, I am enjoying watching my son pull his hair out, and aging drastically. Revenge is sweet!

I have already started with the inappropriate gifts and questions. I think I almost gave him a heart attack, when I asked if it was to early to buy the baby it's first .22lr pistol.  Do not judge me. Bass Pro Shops, was having a sale, and it would have gone perfectly with camouflage onesie the wife bought.